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        Australian rhyming poetry or as it is commonly known Bush Poetry goes back to the time of the first fleet and is a way of telling stories both true and false so as to hold the listeners interest.
Bush poetry is a generic term for poetry told with both rhythm and rhyme, it should flow with an almost musical cadence.  Of course one of the best known, if not the best known Australian poem is A.B. (Banjo) Paterson's `The Man From Snowy River`  The Banjo's work along with `The Ballad of the Drover` by Henry Lawson and  P.J.Hartigan (John O'Brien) poem `Said Hanrahan` were standard fare to be learned in English classes back in the sixties.  These poems are part of Australia's heritage and help recall our history but sadly there importance seems to have been forgotten by today's education system.
Bush poetry does not have to be about the bush (country-side) for those who don't know what the bush is, it can be about the city as Lawson wrote in `Faces in the Street` and many Aussie troops wrote poetry in the trenches of Gallipoli and the Somme in fact every conflict that Australia has been involved in somewhere a serviceman wrote a rhymed verse you can almost bet on it.

My interest in poetry developed in school where I suppose I imagined that I was the Man from Snowy River racing down the mountain with not a care in the world, reading and reciting that poem would give me goose bumps.  For the annual school magazine I would try and write a verse or two some of which made it and some did not.   During the 70's while in the stock-camp at Moola Bulla I occasionally tried penning a verse or two generally on scrap paper or in diaries all of which is now lost or thrown away.

In the 1990's though I began writing again and this time saving what I had written and in about August 2002 I began reciting my work on Early morning ABC radio here in Western Australia and have become a regular now for 10 years.  The response from early morning listeners was to me very humbling and because of that response I have had the good fortune to be able to self publish 4 books of my writings and have enough poems put aside for number five.
Most of the poems I write are about things I had seen or experienced in my time as a stockman and head-stockman working in the Kimberley and Pilbara area of West Australia and yes I will admit the old favorite, poetic license is used at times.

Through this blog I hope to restore interest in the Aussie way of telling a yarn or three with written and audio poetry going up, once I learn how to do it.


The Ultimate Luxury

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            Anybody who has spent time in the bush can sympathise with this poem. Written purely for a laugh but has more than a grain of fact in it.  When I first started in the stock camp toilet paper was not part of the stores taken bush, so you make use of what you got newspaper if available, rocks and leaves. Grass was not much good; imagine having grass seeds left behind getting back on your horse and sitting on them for an hour or so. Hygiene in the camps was rudimentary to say the least; sure we washed our hands etc. before eating and after a walk over the flat, but the beef we ate was often beginning to turn. Curry powder was a favourite with camp cooks to disguise the taste of sour meat and the old stand-by Worcestershire Sauce was always in the tucker box.
  Gut aches were common place , in hindsight I reckon it was probably food poisoning, some water also caused upset stomachs. I was never able to handle the water at Cattle Creek a dam on Moola Bulla, within a few hours of drinking that water I’d be constantly bolting down the flat, it was at these times the ultimate luxury would have been a porcelain dunny. Although speaking to one bloke who spent some time in stock camps back in the 60’s he thought a tin of pears would have been the ultimate in luxury for him.



THE ULTIMATE IN LUXURY

I smoke my pipe, stoke the fire then I wander from the camp,
There’s dew about this morning and the ground is rather damp.
But I feel an urge upon me, as my belly gives a rumbling sound,
I shall have to wander out and bare my backside to the ground.

So I’ll take a shovel with me, so I can bury what I do,
After all no-one wants to know where you’ve been to pooh.
I’ll be squatting on my heels somewhere deep in the Aussie bush,
And I’m a little bit uncomfortable as I give me bowels a push.

There was times when I bruised me leg, so I was jacked up on a stone
That’s when I started thinking, gee; it would be nice to be at home.
Then with newspaper in hand, I’d be seated, reading all the news,
And quietly arguing with meself; about all those journalistic views.

Sitting there warm and comfortable, I may hum a quiet refrain,
Instead I’m here swotting flies, as I squat here and strain.
I tell yer it’s not real pleasant with your britches round your knees;
With a winter easterly blowing and yer what’s its, swinging in the breeze.


And I have no tissue paper that’s soft, strong and very tough,
We make use of things on hand; in the bush we’re pretty rough.
Now I know this tale is strange but just imagine if you were me;
Quietly going about your business while beneath a giant Carbeen tree.

You are nearly finished and you are about to wipe your bum;
A King Brown is slithering past, then your way decides to come.
When that happens you wouldn’t think it strange; and you wouldn’t think it very funny,
No mate, you’d reckon the ultimate in luxury;
was a bloody inside Porcelain dunny.



                                                      © Corin Linch
Neither snake in these photos is a King Brown although in the dark we thought the one in the top photo was  sadly he turned out to be a Rock Python the other photo is a Black headed Python.  Audio of this poem hopefully coming soon..

Tuesday 1st May Dawn Patrol Poem

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  This mornings ABC Dawn Patrol poem was inspired by a story told to me by someone from Tennessee.......Thanks Alicia and hopefully Tom from Delaware will send the audio through and I'll have learned how to put up on here before to much time passes.             

                ANA’s MUSHROOM PATCH

Winter was as good as over, almost gone the cold and gloom,
Spring time in Tennessee and the flowers were out in bloom.
The smell of new mown hay was wafting through the air,
And high up in the trees birds were nesting everywhere.

A young woman walked the fields marveling at natures show,
At all the wondrous flowers and how quickly they did grow.
Her name was Ana and in her left hand she carried a bowl,
She picked the odd mushroom while out for her spring time stroll.

Looking up her smile vanished and her body began to tense,
For there as happened every year, a car was parked beside the fence.
A group of townies always came and her mushrooms they would steal,
The thought that they were here again almost made Ana squeal.

It was the same people as last year and most likely the year before,
There was no doubt in Ana’s mind this was a declaration of war.
Her Dad had tried to catch these people just to give them a talking to,
But they’d see him coming; jump in the car and quickly they’d shoot through.

Ana knew what was required here, a little stealth and cunning,
It would do no good for her to go towards them running.
Like a hunter in the woods she began to carefully stalk her prey,
This time they would not avoid a talking to; they would not get away.

A large man was reaching through the fence when he got a sharp surprise,
For suddenly a teenage girl from nowhere seemingly appeared before his eyes.
She a lectured him on trespass, she gave him a real dressing down,
Then politely suggested he get in their car and return to blooming town.

Well the man he was indignant and a brief argument did commence,
As he righteously maintained he stood the correct side of the fence.
Well Ana could not contradict this statement obviously it was true,
But then he leaned up against the fence as though right on queue.

Ana immediately saw the gaping hole in this large man’s defense,
So politely pointed out that his belly, now hung on her side of the fence.
Well the man turned bright red; mumbled something she couldn’t hear,
To his departing back she said `And don’t come back next year!`

                                                                        © Corin Linch 30/3/2012

Black Caviar #21

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Well the mighty mare did it under a strangle hold win number 21 and group one number 11 ........ now if all goes well it is off to England to race before Her Majesty the Queen.


                   BLACK CAVIAR #21

They came to Morphettville in their thousands; they’d come to see the star,
Thirty thousand strong packed in to cheer, the champion Black Caviar.
Only eight other horses lined up beside her to test this great mare out,
At a fifty to one on or tighter the bookmakers were in no doubt.

Well she won the race in a canter; Nolen never touched her with the whip,
Although We’re Gonna Rock tried his heart out, he certainly had a dip.
Surely though the best is yet to come, she hasn’t been extended thus far,
One day they’ll scorch the turf beneath the mighty Black Caviar.

Some British scribe was sceptical and stated that she hasn’t beaten much,
Now I presume this man is educated, but wow, he’s certainly out of touch.
Eleven group one’s to her credit, come on, she’s the best you’ve ever seen,
And she is heading your way mate, to parade and race before the Queen.

And you expect her to go to you but I wonder why won’t you come to us?
Okay it’s off to Royal Ascot where she’s bound to cause a fuss.
On the 23rd of June our Nellie is scheduled step out and take on the world,
In the Diamond Jubilee you’ll see Australia’s excitement machine unfurled.

But it’s sure a hell of a plane trip for her to get from here to over there,
So Australian fans are hoping she is relaxed and calm while in the air.
Because we want her to arrive healthy and fit the English turf then to grace,
And leave the naysayers speechless once they’ve seen her race.

Yeah your prize-money and trophies she will come and plunder,
She’ll definitely leave you breathless this champion from down under.
The salmon and black colours she has made famous on racetracks over here,
And it will be a privilege for you folk to see her in the Northern hemisphere.

                                                            © Corin Linch 13/5/12

The Jackeroos New Whip

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This poem is based on an event that happened at Moola Bulla some years ago.


THE JACKEROOS NEW WHIP

The noise rang around the station and echoed through the creek,
When you were having a yarn you couldn’t hear yourself speak.
There were jackeroos with stock whips, learning all the cracks,
But they never used them when astride their horse’s backs.
All this blooming whip cracking was driving Dick insane,
He’d get minute or two of peace then mongrels started up again.

That’s it he thought I’ve had enough, so to the quarters he did drive,
And a jackeroo perfected the Sydney Flash, just as he did arrive.
The boss pulled up in a cloud of dust, got out and slammed the door,
His anger was obvious, and his look chilled me to the core.
But he just asked "Is that a good whip?" in a quiet friendly tone,
"To right" said the jackeroo clutching it like a dog would a bone.

But the boss just smiled and nodded, then asked if he could take a look,
As he reached out and the kangaroo hide whip, he calmly took.
Now the jackeroo was proud of his brand new seven foot whip,
It had a nice long cane handle, and a fancy plaited grip.
Every night outside the quarters, he'd practise with that thing,
With all manner of different cracks he'd make those ranges ring.

Sixteen Kangaroo hide strands a master craftsman piece of work,
Normally if anyone else touched his whip the young bloke went berserk.
This was different; shortly Dick would say that his whip was the best,
And that to own such a whip, well he must be truly blessed
But Dick now with whip in hand, he quickly turned his back.
Boy oh boy, was he ever sick to death of listening to it crack?

With pocket knife in hand he proceeded to turn seven foot into one,
The kangaroo hide whip was seven pieces, when he'd cut and done.
And the young bloke was dreaming of flicking flies off the back of a cow,
When the boss threw the pieces over his shoulder, and said,
”Crack the Bloody thing now!"


 © Corin Linch (Rewrite) 12/11/07

Innocence Stolen

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If you have been following this blog please don't give up on it because of this one poem.  I have put it up in the sincere hope that it will help someone else who has been through a similar ordeal.



        I am well aware that this is way off my usual beaten track, however it is perhaps the most important poem (especially from my own point of view) that I have ever written.  It is believed that 10% of Australians have been abused as a child in one form or another, this is over 2 million people a staggering number I think you will agree.  Most like myself are silent for years, some never speak up.  It has taken me the best part of 50 years to be open and admit that I was sexually abused as a boy and on through my teenage years by various men.
You may well ask why I did not speak out earlier.  The answer is simple, shame and guilt.  Both misplaced feelings I have finally learned but they have eaten away at me for years and I believe affected the person I became.
Depression has dogged me for years but I truly believe I have beaten it, I have survived and I am proud of that fact.
The perpetrators of abuse when caught and if convicted get what is relatively a slap on the wrist and very little jail time compared to the life sentence which their victimssuch as myself receive from them.


Audio and pictures via YouTube is at the end of the poem please have a listen.

INNOCENCE STOLEN

I’m told that I’m a survivor, if so I survived in my own way,
You know I’ve been to Hell, but I hope to arrive back any day,
I had my naiveté torn away when I was less than ten,
By someone less than human not fit to walk with men.

He warned me to be silent or else I would die,
Was that the day a young child, lost the ability to cry?
The threat was real; my child’s mind imagined death,
As in silence I cowered, trying to catch my breath.

But my innocence was stolen, by more than one man,
Now nearly half a century later I think it’s time I took a stand,
Because for all that time I’ve lived with shame and disgust,
Built a wall around me because I felt there was no one I could trust.

Raised by my mother I looked for a father figure in my world,
Never realizing the degradation that was about to be unfurled,
I thought these men were leaders as my childhood was trampled in the dirt,
I came to believe their behavior normal, but in my heart of heart’s I hurt.

My dreams at night were haunted I knew not what they meant,
I would wake in fear and sweating, my body tired and spent,
As an adult I have often thought the future was very bleak,
I often doubted I had the strength to survive another week.

Now I’m told I am a victim; I struggle to believe that this is true,
But if I am a victim then my wife became a victim too,
Withstanding temper and mood swings, she tried to break down my wall,
A thankless task, she suffered rejection as I headed for a fall.

If people got too close to me I’d turn away and close a door,
Wanting too be near to me always bought my anger to the fore,
Despair was eating me like a cancer, from the inside out,
Even my own skills and abilities I began to doubt.



I have struggled through my days trying not to show my pain,
I would refuse to reveal my thoughts as I put up the wall again,
But now I’m beginning to learn that I don’t need to feel any shame,
There’s no reason for me to hang my head; I was not the one to blame.

So it seems the time has come for me to exorcise the demon,
Yes, now has come the time to give my life a new meanin’,
For to give in now would mean that the scumbags had won,
It’s time to push away the thunder clouds, time to see the sun.

To ride out like Saint George when he went to face the Dragon,
Tear down my wall and place the bricks upon a wagon,
For sake of wife and family I must face the world anew,
Although I won’t forget lost innocence and a child that never grew.

I must beat the demons that haunt me; I know the past is gone,
Spew out all the sordid thoughts, that I had buried for so long,
Let the woman who loves me near, let her breach my wall,
So we can stand together, and muffle the Devil’s call.

And yes the battle will be ongoing; the war is far from won,
But there is light at the end of the tunnel, I think I can see the sun,
And the ones who stole my innocence will be defeated in the end,
And I thank God for the people who I can truly call my friends.

And if you read or hear this verse spare not a thought for me,
But think of lost innocence and a child that will never be,
Protect and love your children the most valuable asset on this earth,
So they may reach their full potential and realize their true worth,

And if you once were a victim may you grow forever stronger,
Face and beat your demons and you will be a victim no longer,
Look towards the future and see the rainbow in the sky,
And fellas’s know and remember its okay for a man to cry.

Thank you!


© Corin Linch 13/5/08

Music and sound effects

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Much of the music and sound effects for my poems in this blog came from:

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and 
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And was mixed by Nick Hopkins ...... thank you Nick.

Cowboy's

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        The introduction to this poem is probably longer than the actual verse but is basically necessary for anyone who listens from overseas and does not know what some of the terms used mean.



   We were walking up to the cattle yard one day when Dick in his blunt fashion said to one of the jackeroo's who looked to be dressed more for the beach than the stockyard `You might not be much bloody use but you could at least dress the part.`
There again another fella turned up at Moola Bulla in his Akubra hat, R.M Williams cuban (high heel) heel riding boots and a silver buckle on his belt, as the mechanic at the time said to me `New fella looks the part.`
`We''ll see.` was my grunted response.  And see we did.
      The only stipulation to him being given the job was that he could ride a horse he had assured those in Perth he could.  But when given a horse and told to try him out his stirrup leathers were so long he could hardly touch the irons, on the suggestion that he shorten them his knees were then under his chin somewhat like a jockey.  When told to canter his horse round the yard his riding skills became obvious as the horse broke into a trot his hands grabbed the front of the saddle to prevent him falling off, I think the finger indentations would be there to this day.  Dick suggested I make him camp cook, I wanted to bush him straight away, he ended up costing us a lot of lost cattle during the short period he was in the camp.  He was definitely one of those who suffered from the affliction mentioned in the last line of this poem.


COWBOYS

He thought he was a cowboy but he couldn’t ride his swag,
He’d never thrown his leg across a real equine nag.
A ball bearing cowboy the worst sort of course,
Yeah, he thought he was a cowboy but where’s his bloody horse.

He may have been a little slow but he was a happy sort of bloke,
And in the attire that he wore he looked a real cowpoke.
His belt buckle was shiny and his hat was jet black,
But in a yard with cattle there’s a yellow streak down his back.

He’d make a real good cowboy milking cows and feeding chooks,
Mowing the lawn, clipping the edges and weeding all the little nooks.
He used to watch Bonanza and other old yippee shows,
Wagon Train and Rawhide and his face fairly glows.

Well he’s showing all the symptoms, it’s a classic case it seems,
Of a bloke that’s had too many, John Waynewet dreams.


© Corin Linch 19/1/04

An Ode to Two Pioneers

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This poem was written with respect for two pioneers of the North at the request of their daughter Anna.  I sincerely hope this clip passes inspection.



          An ODE to TWO PIONEERS-Pat &Peg Underwood

In the centre of a northern station racetrack, east of the Nicholson Plain,
The old boss and his wife have come back to their home once again.
In the shade of the Bohemia’s they now spend there time at ease,
As tales of the past are told by the leaves, that whisper in the breeze.
Although now at rest they watch the running of what was once their home,
And hear again the galloping horses, their sides flecked with foam.

See Mark Richards at the racetrack putting the horses through their paces,
Kingdom Come, Laura Doll and Lawless, ready for the Halls Creek races.
Bush Law might take the double again with the Cup and Bracelet prize,
There will be celebrations at the station camp beneath the northern skies.
The ghosts of these great horses and more are out working on the track,
Putting in that extra effort because they know their boss is back.

They can hear the crack of a stockwhip, the sound of a rattling hobble,
The yackies and the cooee’s of the natives as they begin to squabble.
Hear again old Lee Graham cursing and yelling at the milking cow,
Ringers laughing in the yards, as they wipe the sweat from their brow.
The creak of saddle leather and the jingle of a Condamine bell,
All the station sights and sounds that Pat and Peg know so well.

Calves are bellowing for their mother, an eagle soars in the sky,
Dust rises from a stockman’s trousers as he tiredly slaps his thigh.
The branding iron’s glowing red set to burn the Inverway mark on a hide,
Unmarked clean-skin cattle were anybody’s until the brand was applied.
Brood mares with tails in the air gallop past closely followed by their foals,
With the setting sun there is the smell of rib bones cooking on the coals.

When this country needed pioneers Pat and Peg raised their hand,
In nineteen fifty-six Inverway country came under Pat’s command.
While he was away mustering and droving, maintaining order on the run,
Peg made a home and raised a family beneath the Territory’s blazing sun.
From droving with pack horses onto road trains, this couple saw it all,
When it came to Brahman cattle Inverway quickly answered the call.

Another who led the way rests beside them, Farquharson is his name,
Along with the Underwood’s, this wild northern land he helped tame.
Inverway will see both good times and bad; wet seasons come and go,
The old boss and his wife have returned, to watch the daily show.
Both are now at peace, overseeing things from ‘neath the Bohemia tree,
They are back home where they belong…… their spirits are flying free.

© Corin Linch 22/4/10
 

The Cup 2013

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This was this mornings radio poem as I told the announcer I generally name the winner and bugger me if I didn't name Fiorente the winner.  Sadly Verema broke a leg and had to be put down and really spoiled what was a great race for Gai and Damien Oliver.





                             The CUP 2013

The first Tuesday in November and it’s the race that stops a nation,
Television sets across the country will be tuned to a certain station.
Radio’s Australia wide will all broadcast this great event,
Some will call it a waste, valuable working time misspent.

Now we are down to twenty four the Melbourne Cup field is set,
The early fancy isn’t starting; bad luck if you had a pre-post bet.
Horses from all around the world are here for this great race,
Luck, speed, stamina will be needed if they want to fill a place.

This year is lacking something the Cups King doesn’t have a starter,
Precedence just missed out; the committee ignored the public charter.
All these overseas horses, some with an unpronounceable name,
But without Bart things are really different, they will not be the same.

The best Cup field we’ve ever had, I believe I’ve heard that said before,
Still when the starting gates spring open there will be a deafening roar.
My selection for Australia’s greatest race, mmm well really I don’t know,
That’s why I’m still reciting poetry on the Dawn Patrol radio show.

But twist my arm I’ll say Verema, Simenon or maybe Sea Moon for the race,
Or maybe even Fiorente will do better than last year’s second place.
So like nearly everyone else in Oz, I really do not have a clue,
But if you have a wager I wish all the very best of luck to you.

                                                            © Corin Linch 4/11/2013

The Skimpy Barmaid

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This poem is based on a true story but was written for a laugh




      THE SKIMPY BARMAID

Word got out to Noreena, that there was a Skimpy in Nullagine,
Daryl and the lads are rushing to the shower they’re not wasting time.
Now she maybe a fantasy conjured only in their wildest dreams,
But she’ll bring the publican business or at least that’s how it seems.

But Chrikey its cold tonight and she’ll working bare of chest,
Serving all them drunken patrons, leering at her breast.
Listening to lewd remarks about what they’d like to do,
Just imagine ladies, if they said things like that to you.
But if she does her job right, they’ll all have brewers droop,
And they’ll be about as handy, as a fly floating in your soup.

Now they tell me Daryl was inebriated when he left the bar,
And while waiting for the Skimpy fell asleep in a blooming spa.
And I heard that she was beautiful, that she really was a stunner,
That she had the grace and poise of a hundred metre runner.

But while them other fellas sit mesmerised by a barmaids’ nipple,
Me, I’ll stay at home and drink coffee, laced with my favourite tipple.
I’ll maybe think about my younger days and perhaps a barman’s ugly mug,
When we bought beer by the can or carton, not this rubbish in a jug.
I tell you things have changed; they have these half naked barmaids now,
But why should I go to town to see what I see all day;
                                                              Between the back leg’s of a cow.

© Corin Linch July 1999. Rewrite 8/11/07

Another true story, there was a motor bike do, in Nullagine a few years ago and word got out to Noreena that a Skimpy was in town, the lads nearly knocked a hip down getting through the shower room door they were in that much of a hurry. The reports next day, of her outstanding beauty and features had me wondering if I should have gone in to town. Yes, Daryl was supposed to have a date with her and yes he did fall asleep in the spa.

Are You Blokes Doing Your Bit

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This poem drew a poetic reply from Julie Percy of Yalleen station to which I replied ........... to which Julie replied and so on ......... the five poems that stemmed from Greg Pearce's innocent suggestion are all below.  Thanks Julie for your contribution.
            Are you Blokes doing your Bit?

Me and the missus were out fixin’ a fence, when she give a weary look,
So I told her to knock off, anyway, it’s time to cook.
Said “I wouldn’t mind a T.V. dinner, so I can watch the footy match.
Oh, an’ me backs a little itchy, would yer mind givin’ it a scratch?”
Well she give me a dirty look, mumbled something I couldn’t hear,
So I told her to stock the fridge ‘cos I was nearly outta beer.

She then stormed off growlin’; I think she’s in a huff,
I dunno what’s wrong with her lately, she’s runnin’ outta puff.
When I got home I told her; tomorrow we’ll start seedin’,
An’ I noticed on the way in, the vegie garden needs weedin’.
I got another dirty look, so I went to see a mate,
Saying as I left, “I hope me tea aint late.”

As I went out the door, I seen the lawn needed mowin’,
I’d have to get her on to it, when we finish sowin’.
Well I got me T.V. dinner, an’ I got a beer to drink,
Then I even put me own dishes in the flamin sink.
“I can’t help you to wash up, the second half’s about to start,
But I’ll you what I wouldn’t mind dear, a bit more jam tart.”

Then as I sat down I noticed, the floor was getting dirty,
But when I mentioned it, my god she did get shirty.
The footy wasn’t over when she said she was going to bed,
Reckoned she was out on her feet, feeling almost dead.
So I said “I’ll need an early breakfast ‘cos the tractors still apart,
And I need some clean clothes, so the washing you can start.



An’ you best light the fire ‘cos it’ll be cold when I arise.
What’s the matter darlin’ is that a tear in your eyes?
An’ I suppose it’s no use askin’ for my conjugal right,
You know I could be feelin’ buggered by tomorrer night.
An’ what’s with the hysterical laughter, do you think it all a joke?
Just remember sweet-heart I’m a normal type of bloke.”

                                                                                               © Corin Linch  28/5/04



In response to ‘Are you Bloke’s doing your Bit?’

Well I read Corin’s poem about blokes doing their bit,
When a lump formed in my throat and I choked and I spit.
I broke out in a sweat and my temperature rose.
I mean usually I’m a fan of Corin’s poetic prose.

But doing your bit….well by crikey I was left in no doubt.
Doing’ Jack Sh_t was what I wanted to shout.
But I continued my reading while gasping for air,
“Is this bloke for real? I mean how could he dare?”

Fair dinkum, something’s a miss, I mean can’t this bloke read all the signs.
Those chauvinistic actions…… WILL surely set off the lions.
The growling and scowling means he’s no doubt in strife.
Something’s OBVIOUSLY bothering his long suffering wife!

As a modern bush woman, well I’ll pull my weight,
But these words made me halt…does he think he’s pleasing his mate?
I mean what makes him think when she’s been sharing the load,
That his wife needs to keep working while he’s in ‘knock-off” mode?

I took time to ponder and wiped off my brow.
That sort of behavior ought-a cause a huge row!
When he comes home from working he should grab his own bloody beer.
Offer a hand and by that I don’t mean grabbing her rear!

When I got to the bit about conjugal right,
 Well I lost my composure……it WAS quite a sight!
It caused me to mumble what I just can’t repeat,
I went weak in the knees and fell back in my seat.

I took a deep breath as I was feeling somewhat forlorn.
A wife should be a mate not a slave to all men born!
So come on blokes do your bit and treat your wife like a treasure.
Lift your game and she’ll assure you it will be for your pleasure!!

                                                                                  Julie Percy  22/11/05  

A RESPONSE to a RESPONSE

You know I wrote this poem, on how us blokes like to do our bit,
But for some reason I don’t know why, some ladies seemed to throw a fit.
And Julie Percy, she got up in arms; she seemed to take these words to heart,
I’d never have wrote the bloody thing if I’d known all these poetic responses were gunna to start.
I thought that I was honest when I said us blokes would like to do a little more,
But when we come in from the paddock we are often feeling a little sore.
And we just wanna to put our feet up, have a feed and a nice cold beer,
And hope we’ve come home to a happy woman who’s bright always full of cheer.


It was you women who asked the question `Are you blokes doing your bit? `
Just because I answered in the affirmative is no reason to throw a hissy fit.
You asked the question and now I’ve answered you go and get offended,
So perhaps if I done some damage it’s time some fence got mended.
Well I figure I said nothing, to which you ladies might take offence,
I pointed out what us blokes do; you know it’s only common sense.
So now it looks like I’m really gunna upset you, an’ I’m gunna have to ask,
Aren’t you here to look after the menfolk, now is that not that a woman’s task?

I mean I know you do the washing and I know you cook a feed,
And I must admit you’ve always been there in our hour of need.
And I know you do the gardening and sometimes you mow the lawn,
And I’ll have to admit you have to be there when the kids are born.
And I know you change the nappies and the midnight feeds you did,
But c’mon mate us blokes pull our weight, who you think I’m trying to kid?
You know some of them things you responded to left me gasping for air,
Was this women suggesting laziness, surely she wouldn’t blooming dare.


In my first poem I thought I was simply pointing out a fact,
You know I aint a diplomat so don’t be surprised at the lack of tact.
You said something about grabbing your rear and going weak at the knees,
Then you refuse us our conjugal rights, oh darlin’ you are a tease.
You tell me there’ll be no conjugal rights; does that mean I cannot fornicate?
Well you leave me no option but to go out drinking with me mate.
To be honest I don’t even know what that word conjugal really means.
Is it the way a woman, seductively removes her jeans?
Or does it mean I can leave the seat up after I’ve had a pee?
And if I leave that seat up you won’t go crook at me?


Now Julie I’ve sat at your table and I’ve dined on real good fare,
And after I’ve pigged out on your desserts well I’ve never had room to spare.
But come one let’s be honest, you’ve got to give us blokes a go,
After all a lot of what we do is just a male ego show.
And you must allow us to have our fantasies of the women in our life,
Don’t you know that us poor blokes are always in female strife?
And dinkum Jules I was only kidding with some of them things I wrote,
They were never supposed to be taken to heart; I didn’t mean to rock the boat.
If I’m as bad as you make me out to be I really am in strife,
You got me worried now I aint even game to ask me wife.
I suppose by responding to your response I may as well piddle into the breeze,
I could ask you to accept an apology; I could even get down on my knees,
But I know that as a woman you must have the last say,
So I’ll expect another response, which could be here any day.
           

©  Corin Linch  31/7/06

The Final Say
( In Response to the Response to the Response!)
  
Well Corin, your apology is accepted
We can lay this debate to rest.
With your response to my response,
 That was really said in jest.

Though I’m sure you expected a reaction,
From the original words that you wrote.
I mean you weren’t exactly aiming
For the feminine ‘sympathetic’ vote!

But by gees we sparked the embers though
And put a cat amongst the birds.
It even started getting graphic,
Those descriptive phrases that you put into words.

You were right about one thing though
In that woman need the final say.
But when menfolk don’t ‘Do Their Bit”
Is there REALLY any other way?

I think it was all pretty funny
A reaction that was a so called ‘ Hissey Fit”
Truth is I know I’m right with the bloke I’ve got
‘cause he often ‘Does His Bit’.
And I’m sure you have the ability Corin to do ‘Your Bit’ as well,
‘cause I know Deb wouldn’t allow it to be QUITE like you tell !

Now you have always been welcome at my table
As long as you keep ‘Doing Your Bit’
Just remember that at the head of the table,
Is where all good women should sit!!!!

  ©  Julie Percy  August 2006

The FINAL SAY? I DON”T THINK SO

Now listen Julie Percy “Don’t you think this poetic dueling rather silly?”
I thought Michael had you trained, I thought you a tractable little filly.
`The Final Say` Did you really think that was the last word?
To think I’d give in that easily is really quite absurd.

I am thankful you accepted my apologies, I’m glad this debate can be put to rest,
Although I’m disappointed it took you so long to understand that what I said was all in jest.
But that’s okay because I know you were flat out caring for a bloke that does his bit,
And I know a lady like you would never throw a hissy fit.

But you best be mighty careful because memories MIGHT come flooding back to me,
About that little story, you were telling the other night at tea.
But I do believe that story I promised I would not tell,
And I cannot break a promise for I do not want to go to Hell.

Julie, Deb would be the first to tell you round the house I’m very slack,
Like a race horse broken down out there on the track.
And I suppose that I had better admit it, I don’t always pull my weight,
Well actually I leave the house work to my spousal mate.

I mean us blokes have to use a bit of subterfuge when it comes to Doing our Bit,
Because we are only trying to avoid the circumstances that cause a Hissy fit.
So at last Julie I’m being honest, the sordid truth can now be heard,
I really am ashamed of myself, so now, can I please have the FINAL WORD?

  © Corin Linch  3/9/06  





The Quilty Memorial Campdraft

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Twenty one running's and still going strong Saturday 23rd of November 2013 will see the twenty second episode of this now Prestigious Campdraft. 

    THE QUILTY MEMORIAL OPEN CAMP DRAFT
            Parron Place Badgingarra

Back in September of 92 the Quilty draft got going .
Things were bloody dry up north , down south the creeks were flowing.
The Daley’s and the Potters were just some to load their truck.
And head up to the sand plain and with Herefords try their luck.
The cattle really turned it on testing the drafters’ mettle
Only one horse all week-end could make those baldies settle.
The black stallion Chanway and Gerald got three rounds and a gate,
I'm sure I heard Mick Quilty say “that Kilpatrick’s a horseman mate."
Memories of Sunny and Sundance came flooding back to me,
Horses Mick had rode when he was young and free
But now he's watching from a place where drafters never fail
And that first week end of Spring he's here sitting on the rail.

Spring of 93 was the turn of Jim Daley and Peringa Serenade
They'd travelled up from Capel to take first and truly make the grade.
Once again the steers were tricky no doubt they finished top
It seemed shifting the arena didn't stop their rot.
There's something in that Tagasaste Doc Daley did declare,
That makes them Herefords run the way they do with a fixed hypnotic stare.
I've tried covering the eye, shouldering, still I can't get a gate,
They'd be better off as beef steaks decorating a blooming plate.
You must have Marijuana growing in them Tagasaste trees,
Look at the buggers duck and dive trying to shake the blooming fleas.

94 saw new horse and rider on the scene,
Dick Northcott and Majestic to a southern draft had never been.
They'd honed their skill in Kimberley were cattle are mighty tough,
Where niceties are cast aside and things get pretty rough.
A change in arena placement a change of cattle too,
We had to shift the camp even shift the bloody loo.
The Shorthorn-X were tough to get a peg let alone a gate,
And the judges’ whip more often than not was a rider’s fate.
But when the week end was over we all came to realise
That Dick and Majestic would take home the Quilty prize.


Fathers Day of `95'Yarraween Jewel Spur was the horse,
That sooled them blooming heifers round a controversial left hand course.
Henry Clifton was on a roll seemed he just couldn't lose,
Every beast ran for him no matter which he choose.
He'd had a win in Fitzroy Crossing, a win in Derby too,
But Grasshopper hadn't made the final so maybe there's hope for you.
Saturday night poetry and Boot-scooting in the shearing shed,
Henry saved his energy and hit the swag instead.
Not content with first he rode Lotus to second as well
We've put it to a vote, Henry you need a blooming spell.


The last day of winter 1996 was overcast and grey,
Perhaps it would affect how the cattle ran this day.
The Angus-cross heifers sure proved hard to catch,
More than one competitor knew they'd met their match.
At the end of round one Ben Daley was the one to beat,
And on the first day of Spring we'd have to catch Peringa Elite.
When the final scores were tallied Ben would join this role of renown,
Along-side brother Jim, now there's only the Docs' name to go down
So come on Mr. Daley you'd best lift your blooming game,
If your sons can win this draft I'm sure you can do the same.

The Quilty buckle of `97' went to Dandilla Campass and the Doc,
But only two short months later, all us drafters got a shock,
When we heard along the grapevine that Campass had passed away,
All true camp draft competitors felt for the Doc that day.
We'll remember him as he was blue ribbon, buckle and glory,
No doubt around the camp fires the subject of many a story.
You may be feeling down Doc but I'll guarantee you're not out,
And I reckon you'll be back to show us what drafting’s all about.
But it's sad that Campass won’t be back to defend the title he won this year,
Our sympathies go to the Daleys' on a horse they held so dear.



Cantabilling Springs  Jurien

With the sale of Parron Place a new chapter in the Quilty Draft begins,
And with their kind permission, in '98 it's to be held at Cantabilling Springs.
It's no longer held on Fathers Day but in mid October instead,
We still had a barbie and this time bag-pipes at the shearing shed.
The competition was still fierce out on the drafting course,
A real true test of the cattle, the riders and their horse.
There was some confusion, horses filled places that were wrong,
A novice on the tally sheet had riders were they did not belong.
So when the embarrassment was over and the dust had cleared away,
The buckle went to Freeman and MyonaRivoli, the rightful winners of the day.

Well I never made the Quilty draft in October ‘99,
For I was up mustering cattle on a station near Nullagine
So the following verse is hearsay, I don’t know if it’s true,
And if some of the facts are wrong, I’d best apologise to you.
But I heard that the cattle were feral, and a little out of hand,
An’ the going was rather difficult in the Cantabilling sand.
And a speech on the Republic, I’m told didn’t go down to well,
But a camp draft barbecue has never been the place for politics to sell.
So call him President or King, the fact is Leigh McLarty was the best,
And Princess, or Queen of Queens, was the mighty mare Celeste.


Avondale Coolup

A new century is with us, in the year 2000 the millennium bug is here,
The Quilty drafts’ been moved again, Coolups’ the venue this year.
At the property Avondale with the Tricketts as our hosts,
With the first round run at night they’d be riding with the ghosts.
By crikey it does look speccy, with the arena doused in light,
Bullocks over five hundred kilos oh boy what a sight.
The blood was fairly boiling, the adrenalins got to flow,
As every horse and rider and bullock was having a red hot go.
Terry Hall the judge fresh from a win in the Warwick Gold Cup,
Most times the gate was cleared before the time was up.
With the second round in daylight it was won by Brock and Kebaringup Klaim,
So to the Role of Renown, all we have to do is add the Shepardson name.

For the Quilty draft 2001 on Friday it came in cold and damp,
But by the time the drafting starts things had dried out in the camp.
Saturday night was the Quilty with two rounds under lights,
Leigh McLartys’ bullocks were the challenge on the drafters’ night of nights.
First a Calcutta with horse and rider presented to the crowd,
Bids were fast and furious with alcohol making people loud.
Some of the judging decisions had us riders baffled,
Instead of a Calcutta we felt that we’d been raffled.
Round one was beefies, big and tough and hard to get a course,
The second round was Friesians these were a little softer for both man and horse.
Fernvale Prospector made the early running and the pace was pretty hot,
To guide him Roger Shepardson, who, when it was over, laughingly took the lot.

For ten years now I’ve been trying to win the Quilty, I’ve found the going tough,
At times I doubt my own abilities, start thinking, am I good enough.
Twenty O two for me was a case of de-ja-vu from the past,
I couldn’t pick a beast and damn near finished last.
Take nothing from the winner though, by gee she earned her place,
Racing round the course with skill and poise and grace.
Our first lady winner, Kym Edgley on Stanton Stud Bay Fay,
The mare looked like she was in foal; it must have been a belly full of hay.
She blew away the opposition, in the camp and on the course,
The judge David Wilson gave some big scores to this horse.
I reckon the spectators too were amazed at what they saw,
The rest of us competitors, could only sit and watch in awe.
John and Ann, Kyms’ mum and dad fairly glowed with pride,
For there was no doubt their little girl, had shown the rest how to ride.

Was 2003 my year, I could feel it in me bones, I reckon I was hot,
But coming round the second peg all my dreams were shot.
Abbeygale nearly fell but heart kept her on her feet,
She caught the steer again and a 29 second course to complete.
Two judges Troy Clarke and David Wilson, we took the aggregate score,
Abbeygale had 81&1/2, but Sheppo he had more.
But my little mare was lame; I’d have to scratch, no ifs or buts,
You’d reckon I’d walked under a ladder or kicked a black cat in the nuts.
I’ve been asked how that mare stayed on her feet, I tell ‘em it was my riding skill,
But hindsight tells me Mick and Cherry might have saved me from a spill.
Well Roger, I reckon Mick Quilty would say congratulations and well done,
Fernvale Prospector the first to double up, but now you’re a marked man old son.

A fellow they called the Mongrel rode the Quilty winner in 2004,
Cooks Rock the Wagon started proceedings with a twenty three camp score.
He finished the round with ninety two; he was leading from the front,
But there was a few of us on his hammer keeping us in the hunt.
Me I was back on Quango the governor Paul Kelly had him going well,
The old fella still remembered me that much I could tell.
Well the Governors training methods had the Wanker going fine,
And our first round score was a handy eighty-nine.
But if we wanted to catch McDowell we’d have to go for broke,
And going for a second round gate, well, our dreams went up in smoke.
So to Steve and the Rocket there’s no doubt you pair were the best,
All us other bloody would be’s if we could be’s were given a thorough test.


Ann Edgely said John needs to win the Quilty he’s running out of time,
The rest of us just smiled for we knew he was well past his prime.
Only a few years ago the Quilty had gone to John’s daughter Kym,
Maybe with determination on his part 2005 could well go to him.
Well the lightening bolts were flashing as he came out on the course,
But this would not deter him or his little grey horse.
Balaka Park Ser seemed to do it easy he just never missed a beat,
Come the second round the rest of us were starting to feel the heat.
But for a while it looked like things could go right down to the wire,
Then it became obvious to us all that the old boy would not tire.
John was a bantam rooster after he had withstood the test,
Because when the scores were added up he’d beaten all the rest.
So it seems it’s no disadvantage being the oldest rider on the track,
And 2006 will see John and Ser trying for Quilty’s back to back.

There were twenty one competitors, in the Quilty of 2006,
And every one of them riders knew a few campdraft tricks.
Some riders wore a black arm band, in memory of Graham Dean,
To ride one day in the Quilty, had been the gentle giants dream.
The Calcutta was held again this year; the bidding was fierce and hot,
With that bloody ding Cirracosta, trying to buy the lot.
The crowd knew no quarter would be given as each drafter gave his all,
For ‘tis only the winner, who has his name inscribed on the champions wall.
The judge once again was David Wilson; he was the man with the whip,
But we knew he’d score us well, as long as we had a dip.
When finally it was over, the crowd gave each placegetter a cheer,
With the loudest of the night going to the winner, Moray Monty and Trevor Beer.

The Quilty of 2007 would go to a very wily old fox,
A horse and rider combination right out of the box.
Now to qualify for the Quilty is considered no easy feat,
And to oversee proceedings Bruce Hollis was in the judge’s seat.
The first round was fierce as all the riders got going,
Some decent scores were given; the Friesian bullocks were really flowing.
But the second round was different the cattle a real challenge to the horse,
This time not too many would complete the entire course.
Henry Clifton had won the Quilty with Yarraween Jewel Spur in ‘95
And just missing out last year had really given Henry drive.
No one with any brains ever rules old Henry out,
This year belongs to Hayclif Sambo!  Was there ever any doubt?

Another chapter was written but an episode ended in 2008,
No more will trucks and floats stream through Avondale’s gate,
There’d been eight previous winners on the Avondale course,
This year would see the ninth Coolup Quilty winning horse.
The judge was Cody Law from Inverell, New South Wales,
And of his drafting exploits I’d heard quite a few tales.
The first round with Friesian’s gave most a pretty easy run,
But things would be different ere the second round Brahmans were done.
Big Drew riding Carrot was making sure things went down to the wire,
While Spoon cast his eye over the camp, hoping his mare Impulse would fire.
And fire she did getting a ninety and putting the yak through the gate,
Heaths old man Stewy, and Mick had long ago been mates.
So congratulations Spoon your connections to the Quilty’s and this draft are strong.
And with only one point in it Drew, I’m sure it’ll be your turn, before too long.

A new venue greeted the drafters for the Quilty of two thousand and nine,
And for the third year running, I had the ride on Balaka Shine.
The first round was run with Friesians and some runs were pretty hot,
Me and Michael Percy led the field, and 87 was what we got.
There were a few on 86; one was John Edgley on Balaka Ser,
Like the Snowy river pony he had courage and was no cur.
The Yandeeyarra Brahmans for the final seemed to have pace to burn,
And a horse needed to be fleet of foot to get these steers to turn.
Perc got another 87, but John and Ser got an 88,
The gutsy grey showed pace to complete the course and get the gate.
The Quilty was going right down to the wire with two on one seven four,
There would have to be a run off to decide the winning score.
They say you can’t beat age and experience and John would prove that true,
As the sun was going down he and Balaka Ser once again pulled through.
Now John is dual winner of the Quilty for he had won back in 2005,
And even though he is in his late seventies I think the dream is still alive.

The evening was fast approaching; the sun was low in the sky,
The Quilty Draft of twenty, ten with thirty five horses to give it a try.
Michael Wilson from the east to judge, the arena was watered down,
Hughie Scott was the commentator as the riders tried to get ‘em round.
Now this draft has always been a spectacle and was again this year,
With some previous winners competing, like John Edgley and Trevor Beer.
Then of course there was Henry Clifton, who never fails to be there about,
This year would be no different as he set about a camp draft rout.
Big Drew had set the pace with a first round of ninety one,
But he like everyone was aware that Henry’s never done.
A winner in ’95 and ’07 the veteran was still at the top of his game,
Hayclif Sambo would ensure the shield once again bore the Clifton name.
A three time winner now, oh yeah a champion there can be no doubt,
No matter which horse he’s riding you would be a fool to rule Henry out.

The twentieth running of the Quilty, would be one of the closest we had seen,
The judge was Mr. Allan Young from the New South Wales town of Aberdeen.
It was the 26th November 2011, late evening and the sun was going down,
When the first of 39 contestants started putting the Friesian bullocks around,
Henry Clifton and Hayclif Sambo with a 90 had set a real read hot pace,
`Stop the press` the newsmen cried `you had better watch this space.
28 went through to the second round and here we saw a change of cattle,
The easy runs were over, now the spectators would witness a real tough battle.
But then the lead kept changing hands as smoke and gloom descended,
To win the twentieth Quilty buckle every effort would need to be expended.
Drew hit the lead with a 162, then it was old Bob with a hundred and sixty four,
Then Joe Pederick and Obsession posted a two round 166, the winning score.
Congratulations Joe, a most deserved winner of another Quilty run and won,
And after 20 verses perhaps I should call it quits and say this poem’s done.

This year saw a new competitor come on the Quilty scene,
As far as previous performances Eric Walmsley’s slate was clean.
I believe the judge was Jim Daley; he’d travelled from the east,
He was a previous winner and had once tamed the Quilty beast.
I’m told there was a tie Hurtle and Postscript had an even score,
So Eric and Frank Angel would have to do the course once more.
Social media tells me it was Hurtle, who won the twenty first running,
Most drafters seem to think that lately Eric’s form has been stunning.
Now I am unable to go into detail because you see I wasn’t there,
For just the previous Sunday, an accident, I was left in great despair.
I lost the horse that I hoped would one day win the Quilty prize,
So please excuse me if as I write this verse I’m a little misty in the eyes.

-to be continued.
© Corin Linch    1992 -2012

THE QUILTY ROLL of RENOWN’  

(Parron Place)
1992    Brown Chanway -      Gerald Kilpatrick
1993    Peringa Serenade - Jim Daley
1994    Moola Bulla Majestic- DickNorthcott
1995    Yarraween Jewel Spur         - Henry Clifton
1996    Peringa Elite - Ben Daley
1997    Dandilla Campass - Peter Daley

 (Cantabilling  Springs)
1998    Myona Rivoli - Freeman Armitage
1999    Celeste - Leigh McLarty

(Avondale Coolup)
2000    Kebaringup Klaim - Brock Shepardson
2001    Fernvale Prospector - Roger Shepardson
2002    Stanton Stud Bay Fay         - Kym Edgley
2003    Fernvale Prospector - Roger Shepardson
2004    Cooks Rock the Wagon       - Steve McDowell
2005    Balaka Park Ser - John Edgley
2006    Moray Monty   - Trevor Beer
2007    Hayclif Sambo - Henry Clifton
2008    Impulse - Heath Stewart
2009    Balaka Park Ser – John Edgley
2010    Hayclif Sambo – Henty Clifton
2011    Obsession – Joe Pedrick
2012    Hurtle - Eric Walmsley
2013    Dakota Skip Sekoya (Carrot) - Drew Gibbs

The Quilty Memorial Campdraft 2013

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                   The QUILTY 2013

In twenty-thirteen we would witness real epic Quilty battle,
As nigh on forty horses tried to tame the Coolup cattle.
As the camp work began in earnest, the sun drifted lower in the sky,
For the twenty second running the competitor’s expectations were high.
The judge was Mister David Wilson sitting there quietly on his horse,
He was ready to give or deduct points depending on how they ran the course.
All outside scores would progress on to the second and final round,
But when it was over a tie; a runoff, before the winner could be crowned.
Saltriver CC, *Carrot and Zac all had two scores with a total of 172,
The riders Leigh McLarty, Heath Stewart and my old Parron mate Drew.
Leigh and Heath had both been Quilty winners at least once before,
Drew had been close in the past and always seemed to be knocking on the door.
When the final run off was over and all the adding up formalities complete,
Drew and *Carrot had the trophy and I assure you that’s no mean bloody feat.
                                                                     © Corin Linch 24/11/2013

*Carrot a.k.a Dakota Skip Sekoya

Thank you Allister Butcher for the photo's of Drew Gibbs in action.



A Tribute to an Old Drover - Ron Cody

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                      A TRIBUTE to an OLD DROVER

Australia lost some more of her bush history, just the other day,
When an old outback drover named Ron Cody, sadly passed away.
A stranger to me, although I spoke to him on the phone one time,
After his son Bill asked me to put some of his Dad’s story into rhyme.

From Dandenong to Winton via Muranji and all country in between,
Ron saw many things of which blokes like me can only dream.
For his yarns I would have gladly paid a yearly subscription price,
Hearing about the old days and perhaps getting an old stockman’s advice.

These days many believe his was a romantic, easy way of living,
On the road with cattle, away for months in country most unforgiving.
No doubt he followed the tracks of legends, along the Muranji for one,
That hollow, empty ground where bullocks spook with the setting sun.

His later years weren’t easy caused by a shortness of breath,
Something that stayed with him right up until his death.
Perhaps caused by cigarettes or the choking air behind a mob,
Lungs filled with cattle dust, it was just part of the drover’s job.

He’s droving somewhere different now, where stock routes are full of grass,
And there’s always a friendly wave for the drovers as they pass.
There is no more riding watch at night!  No, it’s yarns around the fire,
The bullocks they just feed about as though held in by strands of wire.

Let Ron’s passing not go unnoticed outside the boundaries of Winton town,
Cattlemen one of our own has gone, so fill a glass and throw it down.
Let’s drink to the days of the drovers, when cattle walked Australia wide,
When Queensland men crossed the Territory to Kimberley on the other side.

The feats of the past are misunderstood except by some still in the game,
Many of these men were pioneers but history does not record their name.
Ron Cody may you Rest in Peace, may the horses you ride be good,
And may I say you lived the life that I dreamt of while in my childhood.
                                                                                       Sleep easy Ron!

Ron Cody went to new stock routes on Friday September 24th 2010.
                                                                        © Corin Linch 28/9/2010

Below is the first poem I wrote about Ron at his son bill's request.

FROM DANDENONG to WINTON via the MURANJI TRACK
The STORY of RON CODY a Drover

I was looking at an old faded photo of a drover from yesteryear,
Thinking I’d like to meet him and maybe with him share a beer,
Sit down by a camp fire and listen to the droving stories he had to tell,
How early in the morning he’d listen for the sound of a Condamine bell.

“That’s Ron Cody” someone said “you most likely don’t know his name,
Lives in Winton now, born in ’26, long retired from the droving game.”
He was brought up on a Dandenong dairy; he enjoyed life on the land,
Left school at thirteen and while milking his working future he planned.

Fifteen bob a week was his wage, but he thought of Australia’s north,
So saying `Goodbye` to his mother for Brisbane he sallied forth.
On good advice he headed west, arriving in Cloncurry in 1941
He’d been assured there’d be work on one of the big stock runs.

He got a job with Fred Quinlan droving 10,000 wethers to JuliaCreek,
It was a hard life for a lad that only had a fifteen year old physique.
Then the stock camp at Alcala; George Cummins and bullocks on the road,
A tough life for a kid but a good grounding and in his later life it showed.

Nugget Quinlan was buying horses for Vesty’s; they had to go to Waterloo,
Ron signed up for the trip and became a part of Nugget’s crew.
They spent some time breaking in before they could get under way,
A total mob of four hundred horses, something you won’t see today.

The trip would take nineteen weeks, doing eight to ten mile a day,
A day’s duration depended on the conditions they found along the way.
From the ‘Curry to Wave Hill, via Newcastle Waters and the Muranji,
There among the Bulwaddy and Lancewood the bodies of dead men lie.

Men killed riding night watch while trying to stop a mad stampede,
It was no place for the faint hearted, on that all drovers are agreed.
The hollow ground of the Muranji would often gave the stock a fright,
No fences then in that country, they had to watch ‘em close at night.

Some men got crook with Yellow Fever the mob got held up four days,
But no worries to Nugget, there was no hurry, and he was used to delays.
It was all good experience, although it was experience hard earned,
But lessons taught the hard way are never forgotten once learned.

Ron stayed on with Nugget sometimes working in the camp at Waterloo,
Or on the road to Wyndham with bullocks, helping to see them through.
Moving on, 1946 found him at Avon, ’47 at Alexandria for a year
Working throughout Australia’s north what was the last frontier.

As a horse tailor he went with Arthur Parker for five pound a week,
All the time learning about stock and the correct droving technique.
Bringing mobs into Winton he spent 22 weeks straight on the road,
It was all packhorses back in ’48, no trucks then to carry their load.

Around the age of 22, Ron met the woman, who was to be his wife,
But the call of the road was strong and he continued with the droving life.
He got a job with Pat Fogarty and was `Foges` horse tailor for a while,
As fat bullocks fed and walked the road to railheads, mile after dusty mile.

Things changed in nineteen fifty-six he got his own droving plant together,
Ron walked Kidman cattle to Winton through all types of weather.
Again things changed in the sixties, road transport became all the go,
And walking cattle to the rail heads was considered by many far to slow.

With trucks and a severe drought it seemed the drovers days were at an end,
So in nineteen sixty-three he sold his plant to Jack Stead a droving friend.
But over the years he made many mates on the stations near and far,
Now he swapped the bridle rein for a shovel, pliers and crowbar.

On Cork and Tulmur stations he started fencing; mile after endless mile,
And while tying wires or yard building he dreamed of his old lifestyle.
Walking and feeding cattle by day and watching them in shifts at night,
Singing quietly to the bullocks in the hope that none took fright.

Some names are legendary, perhaps some undeserving of their fame,
Now when the talk turns to drovers, be sure to mention Ron Cody’s name.
Because these men who walked the cattle where a special breed of men,
And sadly in this twenty first century we’ll never see their like again.

Theirs was a lonely vigil riding watch on the herd at night,
Beneath the open sky and stars, far from the cities neon light.
These men were my childhood heroes and they still are today,
Crossing a virgin country where now is a bitumen highway.

                                                                             © Corin Linch 4/2/2010

For Chip Chip`` a Mate

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FOR ‘CHIP-CHIP’ A MATE

No more the bronco harness, or the collar and the hames,
Now we have a cradle and a crush, nothing stays the same.
What are these monstrosities, where once a bronco panel stood?
Railway line and pipe, is nothing made of wood?
We had twisted wire cables, big snappy gum posts,
Oh so many memories, oh so many ghosts.


The bronco panel's busted and almost fallen down,
You'd never know it used to see, a thousand calves a round.
At Hughie Spring on the black soil plain where you couldn't see for dust,
The bronco yard has gone and the new one's, full of rust.
And often when we killed, you know we'd keep the hide
Cut out a strand, and twist a bronco rope with pride.



But where once we'd use a green hide rope, a welder's all you need.
The old days have all gone, and it's nothing to do with speed.
We'd do better than a calf a minute, with good men on the rope,
Brand, ear-mark, castrate, dehorn and never let ‘em choke,
Leg ropes front and back up against the panel tight,
Slack the call, pull 'em down, come on do it bloody right.



It was great in the early morning to see them branding irons glow,
Burnt into the hides forever, was the mighty ONE TEE OH.
Calves, bulls, mickeys and even cleanskin cows.
The old ways are all gone, look how they do it now.
I don't deny they get the job done, I don't deny they raise a sweat,
But of bronco panels and green hide ropes, old ringers dream I bet.


Pedro and old Alan, Chip-Chip the mighty mule,
Gee she'd pull her heart out, it was almost cruel.
The Rat, Toby, Euclid, Clancy and many more,
Chip-Chip was the best, though some call her a whore.
I've seen her snap a bronco rope, I've seen her on her knees,
I guess by now she's dead, but Lord I ask you please,
All those bronco horses, those titans of the past,
Give them green pasture, for they've earned peace at last.


 
Today they're branding calves with crush, cradle and all the rest,
I'm not real happy, for I remember ways I thought were best.
They say I'm yesterday's man, born a hundred years too late,
But the fact I've lived the past was a simple twist of fate.
So no more the bronco harness or the collar and the hames,
Time waits for no man; I guess nothing stays the same.
© Corin Linch

Old Jim (Jimmy Gardiner)

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Jimmy Gardiner was a man I worked with for a while at Camden Park Menangle south of Sydney in the late 60's .... I have another poem that I wrote about Jim called Òld Jim and the Moon Landing` which I hope to put up at a later date once I get the audio back.  Jim was a good cattle man and had great working dogs.

OLD JIM

Since the age of ten, he’d been droving in the sun and the rain,
semi-retired now and the stock routes would not see him again.
He was a hard man on his working dogs, but they sure respected him,
and he told me not to call him Mister “Son, my name is Jim.”

I was not long out of school and seeking my future direction,
and my interest in cattle and horses gave us a tenuous connection.
In some ways he was my hero; I would listen to his droving tales,
and once a week he’d head into town for the local cattle sales.

When the sale was over he would drink his fair share of beer,
but I never saw him angry; this man was always full of cheer.
Every weekend I’d see him walk down to this heavily wooded creek,
no matter what the weather even when it was wet and bleak.

This pilgrimage to the scrubby creek really fascinated me,
From his house, it was a good seven hundred yards you see.
One day he called in for a cup of tea and we began to talk,
and I figured this was my chance to ask about his weekly walk.

I said “Jim, I have to ask you something, and I don’t mean to pry,
but this weekend, sojourn to the creek, could you please tell me why?
He then told me the reason and I guess I had this look of surprise,
“I go down there for a crap.” old Jim said with a twinkle in his eyes.

I didn’t know what to say and for a while I was lost for a word,
This reason for his weekly walk to me seemed quite absurd
But I have an odd sense of humour and I thought this rather funny,
So I said “What’s the matter mate, do you have a buggered dunny?”

“No, it’s just that when I have the need to give me bowels a push,
For years I’ve always been far more comfortable doing it in the bush.”
“You see I suppose I’m claustrophobic, I don’t like feeling shut in,
Besides that porcelain dunny,
Well, I don’t like backing up to the bloody thing.”

© Corin Linch 11/8/09

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

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          HERE WE GO AGAIN CHRISTMAS 2013

You know for some unknown reason I really dislike this time of year,
And I find it awfully false when everyone is full of Christmas cheer.
The retail shops just moan and tell us about how little people spend,
Things don’t look good for shareholders, there may be no dividend.

There are these Christmas carol singers with their angelic voices,
And the flaming TV stations, with those same old movie choices.
And this political correctness rubbish, calling it the holiday season,
Its Christmas time to me calling it otherwise is tantamount to treason.

Here in Australia, thousands will head to the coast and the ocean,
Either fishing or burning their bodies, covered in suntan lotion.
Farmers most likely check their stock; make sure the water’s right,
Even though the tanks were full when checked the previous night.

Businesses may shut their doors but for animals it’s just another day,
They still need a drink of water and perhaps a bale or two of hay.
Once those things are attended to a farmer can maybe just sit and unwind,
For tomorrow there’ll be things to do as its back to the daily grind.

You know I kind of miss those day’s and doing the Christmas water run,
When I’d head off early in the morning before the rising of the sun.
And in later years when the kids opened gates and came to give me a hand,
`Hurry up Dad we want to open our presents!` was the often heard command.

Another year must be nearly over if Christmas has come round once again,
And it’s hard to raise a smile now there are no kids here now to entertain.
But Merry Christmas everyone and I hope you have a Prosperous New Year,
Don’t spend or eat too much on Christmas Day and hey, go easy on the beer.

                                                          © Corin Linch 19/12/2013

                   An AUSSIE CHRISTMAS

Santa Claus doesn’t use Reindeer when he visits the great Land Down Under,
When the Christmas time temperatures can be over 40c is it any wonder?
Reindeer like the winter cold and snow not this blistering summer heat,
So another mode of transport is required for Santa’s mission to be complete.

And don’t go thinking its six white boomers, that’s just a fantasy you know,
Just a song line someone wrote to get their record played on the radio.
No he needs something tough and reliable, something really beaut,
That’s why my friends he chooses the very best, a good old Holden ute.

He needs something for the city and something for that outback road,
Something that can carry all the presents, a huge gigantic load.
He’ll start off in south eastern states; gradually he’ll travel north,
Then head off down the Birdsville track moving back and forth.

Follow the Ghan on up to Darwin and deliver to the Northern Territory,
For every kid must receive a Christmas present for Santa its mandatory.
From Katherine down to Kununurra the old Holden ute rolls on,
Santa’s getting weary now from his Australian delivery marathon.

He zigzags his way south from the desert to the coast,
Dressed in shorts and T-shirt, he is as silent as a ghost.
Then it’s on to other countries for really his work is far from done,
And the transport that he chooses keeps him ahead of the rising sun.

So I think Santa is pretty happy that Christmas only comes but once a year,
But he loves that Holden ute when he speeds across Australia’s vast frontier.
So Merry Christmas everyone and have a safe and a prosperous New Year,
Go easy on your spending and eating and don’t forget to toast Santa with a beer.

© Corin Linch 19/12/2013

The Great Australian Freedom

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The GREAT AUSTRALIAN FREEDOM

Our forebears came to this country many in convict ships and chains,
And backs showed the scars where the cat-o-nine tails had reined.
Australian culture has developed since the time of the first fleet,
It has never been an easy task to put this great country on her feet.

This country was founded on Christian principles, but we allow freedom of religion here,
And even if you pray to a different God, you won’t have to hide or live in fear
We have no national motto but `In Our Mate’s We Trust`,
Here everyone gets a fair go, because that’s an Australian must.

Australia is an English speaking country, and here we say thank you and please,
Our national language is not Italian, Arabic, Polish or Lebanese.
We are proud of our Flag, our sporting achievements, and proud of the Southern Cross?
And in settling this vast country many people suffered hardship and loss.

Australians have fought in many battles, sometimes incurring a huge loss of life,
Yet a true Aussie will always stand ready to help a mate, especially if he’s in strife.
Now that I’ve told you a few things about our history and heritage, perhaps you’ll begin to understand
Why Australians can be so parochial about this Great southern Land.
Like I said this is our country, our lifestyle, our land and our flag,
Yes, I’m bloody proud of it and on occasions it gives me cause to brag.
But strangers come here to live and then say they don’t like our regulations or our rules,
Their children often receive free education, but they don’t like what is taught in our schools.

They have come to this country to escape war, persecution and strife,
Yes, they say they left their homeland in search of a better way of life.
We’ll give them an equal opportunity and we’ll give them a fair go,
But don’t complain or start telling us how to run our show.

And if our national anthem offends you I suggest you live elsewhere,
But there is only one Australia, and our way of life is extremely rare.
No doubt some people will be offended because I speak my mind,
I’m only saying what many think; I don’t mean to be unkind.

But for people who are unhappy with their many freedom’s here,
Let me tell them something and I hope I make it crystal clear;
When they’ve finished whinging and wiping their tears on my sleeve;
Remember they can choose that other great Australian freedom;
`THE RIGHT TO BLOODY LEAVE`.


© Corin Linch 31/8/07 (Rewrite)

Charity Should Begin at Home

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          CHARITY SHOULD BEGIN AT HOME

Clearly Charity and Drought are two words that don’t seem to fit together,
Especially here, where the government doesn’t seem to care about the weather.
But Typhoon Haiyan in the Philippines sees four million dollars in aid,
While here the hard working rural battlers never seem to make the grade.

With all their dams going dry, they daily pull cattle from the bogs,
Every night recorded in their diaries more heart break is logged.
Whatever happened to the old saying of `Charity beginning at home, `
Canberra turns its back and says `the bush must make a go of it alone. `

When stations have to buy feed and water the dollars soon run out,
But rarely do we see assistance for those that battle drought.
Orphaned calves surround the homestead; they bellow pitifully for a feed,
A heifer here, a bull calf there, and defeat their owner will not concede.

Weary eyes are bloodshot they can no longer shed a tear, hope is all but lost,
Strength of will and character is dying, when will the final line be crossed?
Every day a struggle; hoping that the weather pendulum will swing,
Drought, seven letters is a most insidious, heart breaking thing.

So come on Canberra it’s time for you to look after the people of the land,
And forget all this overseas aid; you know it’s time you took a stand.
Imagine if you will how much hay a million dollars could supply,
We have a catastrophe on our doorstep this you surely can’t deny.

When you politicians sit down for a meal spare a thought from whence it came,
The calloused hands, the tired eyes, the stooped back; yes farmer is their name.
They are proud but almost broken; drought has bought them to their knees,
Now is the time for our government to help and to listen to their pleas.

© Corin Linch 10/1/2014
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